What is HOBHSPORTS.COM all about?

At HOBH (HouseOrBeHoused.com), you can expect to be entertained. That means you’ll never find box scores, blow-by-blow game recaps, and rarely anything related to hockey or baseball. If those things tickle your fancy, HOBH is not for you. For the other 99% of you, here’s what to expect:

We don’t just tell you the story, we show you the story. Approximately 32 million adults in the United States can’t read. I’m just trying to help a brotha out. 

Transparency. I answer to no one. Love it or hate it, you’ll always get the honest unfiltered opinion of yours truly, Adam Arms.

As a reader of HOBH, you’ll also get filthy rich. Lucky for you, I love sports gambling, and I do my homework. I’ll compare notes from 8-10 of my favorite sports handicappers, apply a little HOBH-style analysis, and post my favorite plays right here. Check out the NFL over/under season win totals for a taste of the action.

Stats that make you say “WTF?” For example, proving that Nick Collison is a modern-day war-hero, and Kevin Durant is a ring-chasing sally.

The dopest player-throwbacks and comedic relief. Case and point, our soon-to-be world famous Bro Basketball Hall of Fame weekly segment. Stay tuned.

Definition:

house {hous}, v., housed, to house, housing.  1. To inflict shame and humiliation upon the competition; to impose one’s will in a manner perceived as boisterous and unsavory, but with a common goal: utter domination.

“I’ve been in the hospital for seven weeks after being housed by Shaq. He fed me a face full of nuts that day.”  – Chris Dudley

Well, then who is Adam Arms?

Who is Adam Arms? You serious?

Adam is a/an:

  • Analytical wizard.

  • Corporate fatcat.

  • Fan of everything Oklahoma sports.

  • Fan of everything else sports.

Whoever said you shouldn’t mix work with pleasure must’ve never considered a sports junky would become a corporate professional who specializes in statistical analysis and big data manipulation. Mixing work with pleasure is what I do for fun.

I mix the two like PB&J.

Just as a professional stockbroker seeks to pinpoint statistical anomalies and identify unique market trends…I study sports and do the exact same. Only difference – they do it for a living, and I do it for fun. For now.

On a whim one day, I emailed some of my work to Royce Young (writer for ESPN; founder of Daily Thunder). To my astonishment, he liked my stuff; said it was “intriguing.” I wrote a few pieces for Daily Thunder, got thousands of comments and social media hits, and fell head-over-heels in love with the entire process.

That’s why this site exists. Because I took a chance. (or maybe because I’m just a 14-year-old version of myself trapped in an older, fatter body).

When it comes to taking chances, Colin Cowherd sums it up best:

“I’m not overly religious. I don’t know if there’s a heaven. Maybe there is and you go up and it’s down comforters; and it’s mimosas, and the lamb chops are perfect and the bed’s always made. But what if there isn’t? And what if this is it? And what if it’s up to you to create it? Here’s what I know: I’m not leaving this earth with regrets, and I’m chasing every dream I have. Every one.”

-Colin Cowherd

Control your own destiny.

#HouseOrBeHoused